D'oh! I pulled a Haggard .

So, what's worse?

A. Getting arrested for public lewdness?

"Authorities allege that Latham asked the undercover policeman to come up to his hotel for oral sex."

B. Getting arrested for public gay lewdness?

"Latham’s attorney [said] the Supreme Court ruled in the 2003 decision Lawrence v. Texas that it was not illegal for consenting adults to engage in private homosexual acts."

C. Getting arrested for public gay lewdness when you're a minister?

"He has since resigned as pastor of the South Tulsa Baptist Church and stepped down from the executive committee of the Southern Baptist Convention"

D. Getting arrested for public gay lewdness when you're a minister who had spoken out against homosexuality?

"The Rev. Lonnie W. Latham had supported a resolution calling on gays and lesbians to reject their “sinful, destructive lifestyle” before his Jan. 3, 2006, arrest outside the Habana Inn in Oklahoma City."

E. Getting arrested public gay lewdness when you're a minister who had spoken out against homosexuality and having the ACLU argue on your side?

"The American Civil Liberties Union of Oklahoma has filed a brief alleging that Latham’s arrest also violated his right to free speech."

D'oh!