Motion Denied for Incomprehensibility

It's unfortunate that more judges don't come down like this on bad motions; which usually come from the defense.

In denying Defendant's motion, Judge Leif Clark (Texas) ruled that the motion was denied for being "incomprehensible" and then quoted this line from the movie, Billy Madison, in a footnote.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

From The Smoking Gun.